Today, for reasons that are completely innocent (and none of your business), I was browsing a site called Discount Stripper when I noticed something both amazing and out of place: A huge selection of Victorian boots.

Victorian Lace Up Boot Cream

Victorian Lace Up Ankle Boots Black

Victorian Mid Calf Boot

What is the reason for this? Have strippers suddenly become interested in Victoriana? Are there strip clubs somewhere filled with women dancing in g-strings and Victorian granny boots? Surely I'm onto something here.

But just as you should never look a gift horse in the mouth, you should also never look a discount stripper in the...mouth. So instead of wondering why, I'll just take advantage of it. Perhaps by buying these:

Victorian Ankle Boots Champagne Lace

Victorian Boots Brown

Victorian Ankle Boots Pink Lace

If you're looking for something a bit more modern, check out their Steampunk footwear: 

Vintage Steampunk Knee High Boots

Steampunk Oxford Ankle Boots

Frances Victorian Steampunk Boots

Their selection of corsets and wigs is also worth a look.

High class Victorian stripper shoes at discount Victorian stripper prices? I want it! DiscountStripper

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